jobless morning ritual

it has been 2 months and 11 days, to be exact, since i left UCSI. and i have been jobless since then. and.. til now. hehe! i went for few interviews but rejected 'em. why? hehe! i gues i'm too choosy, picky, fussy about what job should i choose and lazy to search for more! i know i must get this done asap. i must work sooner or later. coz i'm goin through the draught season and had been living in drought ever since.. i must find a job or at least go for few interviews. purpose? duh!! to find a job i will like and to volume down the capacity of my parents' naggings!! LOL!!

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i got a msg from tua koh last monday. she said siaw suk asked me to use his car to fetch grandma to market the next morning. i has been fetching grandma to market since last week. erm.. sum up today = exactly 2 weeks d. i was rather excited to drive siaw suk's BMW 3 series.. erm.. i forgot the year it came out. but it was at least newer than mine quite a number of years.. i am somewhat afraid of driving that precious car of siaw suk. he is very particular in the how u drive the car. i only use that car to fetch grandma to the market. not my car, better dun drive far. coz he only ask me to use his car TO FETCH GRANDMA TO MARKET. so that's what i am goin to do. haha! cuzzie and sis is jealous that i got to drive siaw suk's BMW as siaw suk have never let any of his nieces/nephews drive his car b4. (except my elder cuzzie on his wedding day) but little did they know that i am very stress driving that big car ok! hehe!

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been following grandma to market for 2 weeks now. i am not a market person. i seldom step my feet into the market except maybe sundays where i need to get stg. i do not like the market condition. grandma is pretty famous in market. it seems that every where she goes, people know her. whether it is the vendor or the customers.. they will start asking questions like

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#1-"oh~ finish buying ah?"

#2 -"oh this is very expensive, u shud go buy there"

#3-"oh no~ i just only reach. how bout u? finish buying?"

#4-"cook the same dish everyday, what should i cook today?"

#5-"oh who fetch u here?"

#6-"oh is this your granddaughter? from the second son wan?"

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this is worse.....

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#7-"who fetch you here? your daughter?" "oh no! this is my granddaughter." "wow.. so big girl already. which son wan?"

(hello...!!! my grandma is not that young to have a 22 y-o daughter ok!! or maybe i look old la. sigh....~)

#8-"you still studying? where? oh.. graduated d. working where?"

(HARLOOO! IF IM WORKING D WHY AM I FOLLOWING MY GRANDMA TO THE MARKET EVERY MORNING? use your brain use your brain la!!) sigh..~

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that wasn't the most interesting thing bout market. 2 weeks in a row, i notice that there was a old lady shouting and screaming (like protesting or spreading the love of komunis) inside and outside the market. quite scary ok~ i do not dare to go hear her. saw her 3 times in 2 weeks. the 1st time i saw her, she was screaming for a very long period non-stop holding a bicycle tyre. then few days later, she came back, shouting and screaming like scolding/screwing people again but with a BIGGER tyre. LOL! whats up with the tyre la? i dunno. i don't dare to ask her and i dun understand what she said. she speaks in hakka-wa. (i only understand 'ngi cho makai?' LOL) then yesterday..surprisingly, the old lady only marah-marah a while. after that, she sat on a table near the makan place. grandma wants to buy char kuay so she went there. and suddenly grandma went to talk to her. cis.. i was so scare ok. the old lady replied... in a very loud voice!! fuiyoh. macam orang kacau dia sajer! back home, i asked grandma what did she talk to the old lady. grandma just ask "hey u shout so long sure tired d la. come i buy u stg to eat." the old lady then replied in a very loud voice, " NO NEED! I GOT LOTS OF MONEY. NO NEED YOUR FOOD!" fuiyoh.. jgn la marah... haha! according to the grapevine, the old lady will look/sound like a mentally diturbed person when she forgets to take her med. she was ok and very normal when she remembers to take med. it seems that she was cheated by a guy when she was young. that is why she becomes mentally disturbed sometimes. poor thing, she remains unmarried till now. poor thing~ i curse the guy who cheated her to die in hell wei! may he die in a very very tragic way! sorry ppl~

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that is not all i notice in the ever so smelly market! haha! went to the fish monger to buy fish la. apa lagi? a nenek keep coughing non stop. ok nvm. i understand la. then out of the blue she "KAHK PUIK" on the floor in front of the fish monger stall! omfg!!~ DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeeeewwwwwwwww.......!!!~ i think i showed a very disgusted face when i saw that. that nenek went to the other side, away from me. WAHAHAHA!! damn! that was disgusting ok!! extremely disgusting!!! hahaha! i hate the market. everytime i came back, my clothes sure smell funny! yucks! i will bathe asap and i will scrub my body bersih-ly when i mandi! fuuhh..! haha!

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end of my every morning ritual. been waking up at 745 every day. haha!

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oh yea! i wanna annouce my new found love on hardcore music. haha! well not all la. i only like AVENGED SEVENFOLD. and only some of their songs, not all. coz i still not so into heavy metal. haha! i am more into emo rock!! yes!! and DAMN!!!! HAHA! the lead guitarist is HAWWWWWT!!! so hot i never get tired looking at their videos searching only for SYNYSTER GATES! yep.. thats his stage name. SYNYSTER GATES ROCKS!!! SO GOTHIC!! SO SEXY! especially when he is jamming!!! and so yummy! wahaha! yer sound so ham-sup hehehe!

Happy Belated Birthday dear Synyster Gates!
(born Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. on July 7 1981)